iPad Beatitudes

So Warner Crocker threw down the gauntlet with his creative and hilarious rendition of Twas the Night Before iPad at Gottabemobile. I just had to try my hand for the Notebooks.com side of pre-iPad outbreak. As a minister I decided to go the Biblical route, so here are my iPad Beatitudes.


Blessed are the poor in currency, for theirs is a magical device!

Blessed are those who mourn, for their PC will eventually sync!

Blessed are the gentle in spirit, for they will advance to the front of the line!

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for storage space, for theirs is the 64 Gig model.

Blessed are the patient, for theirs will have 3G.

Blessed are the pure in design, for they shall need no accessories.

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called on to show off their iPad to the PC fan-boys who really want one but won’t admit it.

Blessed are those who are persecuted for buying without touching, for theirs is a magical” device!

My apologies to a far more talented Warner Crocker and to my Lord, Jesus Christ on this holy weekend!

(You can compare the original Beatitudes here.)

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